Monday, February 25, 2019
IFF - An Animal
A cat is a beautiful, sleek, aloof creature which should on no terms ever be allowed to live in my house. A cat must feed on rodents and keep their population under control. A cat must be smart and agile and keep itself clean. It is playful and cute and baby kitties shall be the sweetest thing ever with their fluffy fur and playful ways. But a cat must keep it's distance. And it shall never ride in my vehicle during the winter. And it must sit and preen itself in the sunshine and cast a lovely shadow on the deck.
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Would you allow a dog in your house?!
ReplyDeleteCast a lovely shadow indeed. It's only saving graces are rodent control and it's own shadow?? Tsk-tsk. Don't miss out on the finer joys of life.;);)
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ReplyDeleteFebruary 29 is quite a while ago. I love having 1 nicely trained cat in the house. But farm dogs in the house drive me crazy 😜
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